2631: In the Army Now

Show Notes

• — Army Of One: Benari Poulten, who is in the Army Reserve and is a comedian, is in studio
• — No Thanks To War: Chemda’s mind is blown by Benari going to war, and Benari discusses his family’s military background
• — Bang Anything Foreign?: On the record, Benari didn’t have relations with any women while serving overseas. Off the record, he definitely has.
• — Powers Haven’t Kicked In Yet: As a kid, Benari believed he was Superman
• — The Invisible War: The gang discusses the extremely high rate of sexual assault in the military
• — Great Dick: Daniela Greene, an FBI translator, married the Islamic State terrorist and ex-rapper Denis Cuspert. She fell in love with him while investigating him and married him in secret in Syria. She regretted her decision very quickly and returned to the U.S. only to be imprisoned for 2 years.
• — How Did He Die?: Christopher Boykin aka Big Black from MTV’s Rob & Big, died at age 45
• — Doing The Mountain: Min Bahadur Sherchan, an 85-year-old Nepali man, has died while attempting to regain his title as the oldest person to climb Mount Everest
• — Exhibit D: Richard Henry Patterson has asked to show a jury his penis to prove his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex
• — Hiding In The Bushes: The gang discusses the firing of FBI director James Comey and how Sean Spicer is a hilarious joke of a man
• — One Ticket For Latin Lover: Keith reviews Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Snatched, and How to Be a Latin Lover