1166: America Fuck Yeah!

i'minu · 04-30-2010, 10:35 AM

my white sock wearing life is pointless. no longer will i be known as " good ole two footed seth, the square dancing king". i could no longer handle it, i had to end the pain. forgive me jesus.

lucky for me i'm not much of a bleeder.

picard102 · 04-30-2010, 10:44 AM

Man those are winter thickness socks too. Good thing you cut off your feet.

Bucho · 04-30-2010, 02:51 PM

This fine Saturday morning I wake up and find I love Josh and Seth even more than I thought I did.

i'minu · 04-30-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by picard102

Man those are winter thickness socks too. Good thing you cut off your feet.

i think i made a mistake, real bitch getting around now

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Originally Posted by Bucho

This fine Saturday morning I wake up and find I love Josh and Seth even more than I thought I did.

you are in the future, and a real sweet guy.

kissmisskate · 04-30-2010, 09:35 PM

As per the poll: the obvious answer is Both.

thepetek · 04-30-2010, 10:00 PM

White socks are for your cock, and only if you are in a Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band. Which leads to my next question(s): Why haven't you killed yourself? Do you want me to help you?

Ansur · 04-30-2010, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by i'minu

lucky for me i'm not much of a bleeder.

Don't be a pansy. It's just a flesh wound!

Towers · 05-01-2010, 08:01 PM

I think it's funny for someone who loves his country so much he hardly ever leaves his apartment lol.

I do think America is a nice place though with some great qualities, it would definitely be somewhere I'd like to live in the future at some point.

As for socks, I was once laughed at by my gf's dad because I wore shorts and black socks... I was not one for caring about socks before then, now I'm well self conscious.

Keith · 05-01-2010, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Towers

I think it's funny for someone who loves his country so much he hardly ever leaves his apartment lol.

I don't have to. I'm already in America.

lattaland · 05-02-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

This fine Saturday morning I wake up and find I love Josh and Seth even more than I thought I did.

You're a gentleman among gentlemen.
I love you too, and moreover, I love your video.

No doubt you wear the finest socks available.

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kissmisskate Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 92	As per the poll: the obvious answer is Both.
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thepetek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: JC, NY Posts: 1,076	White socks are for your cock, and only if you are in a Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band. Which leads to my next question(s): Why haven't you killed yourself? Do you want me to help you?
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Towers Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 23	I think it's funny for someone who loves his country so much he hardly ever leaves his apartment lol. I do think America is a nice place though with some great qualities, it would definitely be somewhere I'd like to live in the future at some point. As for socks, I was once laughed at by my gf's dad because I wore shorts and black socks... I was not one for caring about socks before then, now I'm well self conscious.
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