1877: A Bowld Move

Keith · 11-14-2013, 10:35 PM

The first version was: Liz is a sick bitch.

lizsquiz · 11-14-2013, 10:36 PM

Easy, not only is my dog not dead, he also isn't armed for his protection with a knife.

Keith · 11-14-2013, 10:40 PM

Sorry, he called me out and there's certainly nothing else I could have typed.

Don't eat me!!!

Scumhook · 11-14-2013, 11:26 PM

All this talk about eating dogs ~~is very disturbing~~ has made me hungry.

I could murder a Chicago Polish dog right now

Super Mario · 11-14-2013, 11:27 PM

Poor pooch

Jack Bastard · 11-15-2013, 03:07 AM

I haven't gotten to the dog thing yet, but the Joyelle's story is fishy as hell.

One crazy roommate MIGHT be their problem, but if ALLLLLLLLL your roommates are crazy...you might be a the crazy one.

If you're a grown adult and SOMEHOW you think it's okay to piss in a BOWL in your bedroom, you might be the crazy one.

If you video your interactions with your roommate, get maced, call the police, AND STILL GET ARRESTED, you might be the crazy one.

This feels like hearing the other side of the story. Like when the cop goes home and tells his wife about the idiot who didn't know which direction was uptown and then told me to go fuck myself.

OLDPPL · 11-15-2013, 03:14 AM

A wise man once said "Stay Inside" Clearly the dog killer was not a fan of comedy..

Also, when you're in bear country you are supposed to make a bear bag hang. This is where you hang your food, out of reach of a bear. You do this 200 ft+ from your camp so as not to attract bears like the fool in this story.

Chemda mentioned bears eat fish and berries. They also scavenge and will eat dead things and garbage. I've never eaten bear meat but I hear it tastes awful. To my knowledge only assholes hunt bear.

backgen · 11-15-2013, 05:39 AM

It's disturbing how many people in this thread are ok with eating your own dog...

dori · 11-15-2013, 11:35 AM

First of all, let me say I love this guest and I'm glad she was on again so soon from her first episode.

I'm watching some reality show and they keep calling people who act up "extra"..didn't know this was a thing.

Thanks for the vocab lesson.

Also, shouldn't the word "survivalist" just be replaced with fucking idiot. After all, that's what he sounds like to me.

flerchin · 11-15-2013, 11:40 AM

So, did the mace video back her up?

View Poll Results: The "survivalist" ate his dog on Day 3.
It's okay. He did what he felt he had to do.	10	11.49%
THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT!!!	77	88.51%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

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Jack Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NBG Posts: 111	I haven't gotten to the dog thing yet, but the Joyelle's story is fishy as hell. One crazy roommate MIGHT be their problem, but if ALLLLLLLLL your roommates are crazy...you might be a the crazy one. If you're a grown adult and SOMEHOW you think it's okay to piss in a BOWL in your bedroom, you might be the crazy one. If you video your interactions with your roommate, get maced, call the police, AND STILL GET ARRESTED, you might be the crazy one. This feels like hearing the other side of the story. Like when the cop goes home and tells his wife about the idiot who didn't know which direction was uptown and then told me to go fuck myself. Lord of the Cock Rings likes this. __________________ Late, Jack Bastard @JackBastard77 Host What's Up Amsterdam Podcast I knew Bob Crane, I partied with Bob Crane, you sir, are NO Bob Crane
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OLDPPL Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 38	A wise man once said "Stay Inside" Clearly the dog killer was not a fan of comedy.. Also, when you're in bear country you are supposed to make a bear bag hang. This is where you hang your food, out of reach of a bear. You do this 200 ft+ from your camp so as not to attract bears like the fool in this story. Chemda mentioned bears eat fish and berries. They also scavenge and will eat dead things and garbage. I've never eaten bear meat but I hear it tastes awful. To my knowledge only assholes hunt bear. Jack Bastard, Sparrow and Scumhook like this.
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backgen Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 28	It's disturbing how many people in this thread are ok with eating your own dog... Keith and Scumhook like this.
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11-15-2013, 11:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
dori Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 150	First of all, let me say I love this guest and I'm glad she was on again so soon from her first episode. I'm watching some reality show and they keep calling people who act up "extra"..didn't know this was a thing. Thanks for the vocab lesson. Also, shouldn't the word "survivalist" just be replaced with fucking idiot. After all, that's what he sounds like to me. Scumhook and OLDPPL like this.
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