Ask A Cripple

NoArmsJames · 10-28-2009, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sprout

What should I be for halloween?

A bloody tampon.

TeddyPicker · 10-28-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

No, but dressing as a kissing booth has benefits.

I see your strategy.

Did you go trick or treating as a kid?

NoArmsJames · 10-28-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

I see your strategy.

Did you go trick or treating as a kid?

I did. I loved it.

CuriousKlepto · 10-29-2009, 10:13 AM

Do you ever wish you had wings?(Like an angel, not a maxi-pad.)
Is that your natural hair color?
Have you ever "stumped" anybody?
Who was your first girlfriend?
What kind of food do you like?
When will I get married?
Where did you get your wheelchair?
Why did you pick NoArmsJames as your screenname?
How old are you?

HumbleNarrator · 10-29-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

Have you ever "stumped" anybody?

Once NAJ asked me which would also be more awesome: Unlimited Falcon Punching Powers, or having Neosporan Jizz?

I was totally stumped.

CuriousKlepto · 10-29-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by HumbleNarrator

Once NAJ asked me which would also be more awesome: Unlimited Falcon Punching Powers, or having Neosporan Jizz?

I was totally stumped.

The answer is unargueably Unlimited Falcon Punching Powers. How dare you say otherwise!

HumbleNarrator · 10-29-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

The answer is unargueably Unlimited Falcon Punching Powers. How dare you say otherwise!

but what if said jizz was the only known source of neosporan?

CuriousKlepto · 10-29-2009, 11:34 AM

Then people will just have to learn to live without it. And if they complain? Falcon Punch!

HumbleNarrator · 10-29-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

Then people will just have to learn to live without it. And if they complain? Falcon Punch!

but then what would they put on their Falcon Punch wounds??

CuriousKlepto · 10-29-2009, 11:43 AM

Nothing, you wanna be insolent with me, you deserve your Falcon Punch scars.

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