2447: Just Keep Swimming

Show Notes

• — The Egotist: Jason Burke, not Keith’s dead friend Rob Wrinkle, is in studio
• — Am I Gay?: Jason acts gay when he gets drunk. Jason walks us through his night after recording My Name Is Keith, which included multiple bars, a fight, and some chicks.
• — Chill-Angry: Jason has been having a rough time of it lately. He used to be a much angrier person but his flirty therapist is helping him work on it.
• — Tall Order: Jason doesn’t usually date blonde women but he’ll make exceptions, don’t you worry
• — Rigor Mortis: A recently deceased man’s wife and mistress released competing obituaries for him on the same newspaper page
• — I Know Who Assaulted Me: Lindsay Lohan’s then-fiancé violently attacked her at a public beach while fighting over a cellphone
• — Hall Of Lame: Jason used to be too passionate about football. NFL's Hall of Fame football game was cancelled because of unsafe turf.
• — Water Sports: Michael Phelps just won his 21st Olympic gold medal. Keith can’t swim, but that doesn’t stop him from going to water parks because there’s a 95% chance he won’t drown. The 10-year-old son of a Kansas state representative died when he broke his neck on the tallest water slide in the world.
• — Chemda Unchained: The chain came off Chemda’s bike while she was riding it, leaving her unable to brake
• — I’m Bad At This But It’s Fun: After her husband's phone was stolen, Chemda tried engaging with the thief
• — Fast Hate: As it turns out, The Rock’s rant about his male ‘candy-assed’ Fast 8 costars was directed at Vin Diesel, and they still haven’t worked it out
• — Ocean’s 8: Ocean’s 11 will be remade again, this time with an all-female cast