3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English

Keith · 08-20-2021, 04:25 PM

In Somerset, PA, on a street Keith lived on, a man was recently arrested for threatening people with his sword. AND WE’RE OFF! Alex English joins the duo as they follow up on their personal lives and news reports. The gang discusses Alex’s adventures in dating and sex, Keith realizing when his mom started losing her mind, Keith sending Dad the Vulture article from “Cat’s” email, his stepson’s replaced fish, Jeopardy!’s Mike Richards losing his hosting job before it began, OnlyFans banning porn, and Keith’s girlfriend’s view on the word Lover. (Spoiler: it’s heartbreaking.) Enjoy!

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Keith · 08-20-2021, 06:52 PM

Shame on you

Christ Why · 08-20-2021, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Shame on you

Sorry should I delete it 😬

Keith · 08-20-2021, 07:07 PM

Yes, you should delete if the sponsor is still paying us but leave other comments about it up so that everything looks like a weird big deal.

Oh, perfect!

Christ Why · 08-20-2021, 07:13 PM

I'm sorry! I thought the forums were private and then I thought about it more and got nervous. I left my second comment so it wouldn't look like you were replying to nothing. I'm a dope

Keith · 08-20-2021, 07:18 PM

How do we end this?!

Paige_H · 08-20-2021, 09:23 PM

I heard about the Somerset Sword Wielder on The Black Guy Who Tips and was wondering if this was one of Keith’s bullies. Glad to hear you never encountered this dude!

Also loved to hear from Alex English! Great ep!

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Apia resurrected · 08-21-2021, 03:34 AM

No lying to children here but that has its own challenges. I found a dead rat in our parking place and put it in the trash. Mr Apia said he saw the trash. Kids of course heard it and asked about it. I had to say its a dead rat.
' can i see it? What did it die from? Why?'

Apia resurrected · 08-21-2021, 04:00 AM

Lover in Germany means still the person you are cheating with.
So its strange for me. But I'm a foreigner.

marykae · 08-21-2021, 11:28 AM

I didn't know what lover meant as a child but I had heard the word and assumed it meant a lover was a person who loved another person, like a crush.

This was a Lutheran school and my mom did the church daycare on Sundays and had a mouse puppet. I used to take the puppet and acted like it had a big crush on the pastor's daughter (yes 6th grade Marykae, you were totally straight).

One day I took my joke out of the weekend and into the school week and would say "K**** has a lover " in a sing song teasing way. When my teacher pulled me aside and asked me to explain (oh, because I also wrote it on a piece of paper) as if I did something wrong, that's when I realized I didn't know what Lover meant.

The end.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,755	3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English In Somerset, PA, on a street Keith lived on, a man was recently arrested for threatening people with his sword. AND WE’RE OFF! Alex English joins the duo as they follow up on their personal lives and news reports. The gang discusses Alex’s adventures in dating and sex, Keith realizing when his mom started losing her mind, Keith sending Dad the Vulture article from “Cat’s” email, his stepson’s replaced fish, Jeopardy!’s Mike Richards losing his hosting job before it began, OnlyFans banning porn, and Keith’s girlfriend’s view on the word Lover. (Spoiler: it’s heartbreaking.) Enjoy! Guest: Alex English Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl likes this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,755	Shame on you
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,755	Yes, you should delete if the sponsor is still paying us but leave other comments about it up so that everything looks like a weird big deal. Oh, perfect!
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Christ Why Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Posts: 77	I'm sorry! I thought the forums were private and then I thought about it more and got nervous. I left my second comment so it wouldn't look like you were replying to nothing. I'm a dope
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Paige_H Member Join Date: Dec 2019 Posts: 34	3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English I heard about the Somerset Sword Wielder on The Black Guy Who Tips and was wondering if this was one of Keith’s bullies. Glad to hear you never encountered this dude! Also loved to hear from Alex English! Great ep! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl and Hera Again like this. Last edited by Paige_H; 08-20-2021 at 09:25 PM.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	No lying to children here but that has its own challenges. I found a dead rat in our parking place and put it in the trash. Mr Apia said he saw the trash. Kids of course heard it and asked about it. I had to say its a dead rat. ' can i see it? What did it die from? Why?' ThePinkSuperhero likes this.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Lover in Germany means still the person you are cheating with. So its strange for me. But I'm a foreigner.
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marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	I didn't know what lover meant as a child but I had heard the word and assumed it meant a lover was a person who loved another person, like a crush. This was a Lutheran school and my mom did the church daycare on Sundays and had a mouse puppet. I used to take the puppet and acted like it had a big crush on the pastor's daughter (yes 6th grade Marykae, you were totally straight). One day I took my joke out of the weekend and into the school week and would say "K**** has a lover " in a sing song teasing way. When my teacher pulled me aside and asked me to explain (oh, because I also wrote it on a piece of paper) as if I did something wrong, that's when I realized I didn't know what Lover meant. The end. Keith, ThePinkSuperhero, Sparrow and 1 others like this.
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