3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English

Keith · 08-20-2021, 03:25 PM

In Somerset, PA, on a street Keith lived on, a man was recently arrested for threatening people with his sword. AND WE’RE OFF! Alex English joins the duo as they follow up on their personal lives and news reports. The gang discusses Alex’s adventures in dating and sex, Keith realizing when his mom started losing her mind, Keith sending Dad the Vulture article from “Cat’s” email, his stepson’s replaced fish, Jeopardy!’s Mike Richards losing his hosting job before it began, OnlyFans banning porn, and Keith’s girlfriend’s view on the word Lover. (Spoiler: it’s heartbreaking.) Enjoy!

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Paige_H · 08-20-2021, 08:23 PM

I heard about the Somerset Sword Wielder on The Black Guy Who Tips and was wondering if this was one of Keith’s bullies. Glad to hear you never encountered this dude!

Also loved to hear from Alex English! Great ep!

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Apia resurrected · 08-21-2021, 02:34 AM

No lying to children here but that has its own challenges. I found a dead rat in our parking place and put it in the trash. Mr Apia said he saw the trash. Kids of course heard it and asked about it. I had to say its a dead rat.
' can i see it? What did it die from? Why?'

Apia resurrected · 08-21-2021, 03:00 AM

Lover in Germany means still the person you are cheating with.
So its strange for me. But I'm a foreigner.

marykae · 08-21-2021, 10:28 AM

I didn't know what lover meant as a child but I had heard the word and assumed it meant a lover was a person who loved another person, like a crush.

This was a Lutheran school and my mom did the church daycare on Sundays and had a mouse puppet. I used to take the puppet and acted like it had a big crush on the pastor's daughter (yes 6th grade Marykae, you were totally straight).

One day I took my joke out of the weekend and into the school week and would say "K**** has a lover " in a sing song teasing way. When my teacher pulled me aside and asked me to explain (oh, because I also wrote it on a piece of paper) as if I did something wrong, that's when I realized I didn't know what Lover meant.

The end.

Sparrow · 08-21-2021, 11:15 AM

i really want to like Lover, but it doesn’t sound sexy with my accent. (luuuh’-vr)

theguy2009 · 08-22-2021, 11:46 PM

Love that Keith says he doesn't like that Kyle doesn't like being called lover ten minutes are a story where he referred to her as "the mom". 😂😂

Rune · 08-25-2021, 05:52 PM

Lover, to me, sounds like it’s all about sex.

Lover sounds like I might have someone whom I actually love, but man does he hit it just right, and that’s on why you’re my love but he’s my lover.

Lover only sounds romantic in something like “Goodbye, My Lover” By James Blunt, and even then only when I’m in the mood for it.

Junkenstein · 08-22-2021, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

Lover in Germany means still the person you are cheating with.
So its strange for me. But I'm a foreigner.

Same over here. Also i feel it can be sexy but can also sound very downputting at the same time. But it's me, i still wrestle with certain english words used in intimate moments.

Keith · 08-20-2021, 05:52 PM

Shame on you

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,222	3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English In Somerset, PA, on a street Keith lived on, a man was recently arrested for threatening people with his sword. AND WE’RE OFF! Alex English joins the duo as they follow up on their personal lives and news reports. The gang discusses Alex’s adventures in dating and sex, Keith realizing when his mom started losing her mind, Keith sending Dad the Vulture article from “Cat’s” email, his stepson’s replaced fish, Jeopardy!’s Mike Richards losing his hosting job before it began, OnlyFans banning porn, and Keith’s girlfriend’s view on the word Lover. (Spoiler: it’s heartbreaking.) Enjoy! Guest: Alex English Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl likes this.
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Paige_H Member Join Date: Dec 2019 Posts: 34	3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English I heard about the Somerset Sword Wielder on The Black Guy Who Tips and was wondering if this was one of Keith’s bullies. Glad to hear you never encountered this dude! Also loved to hear from Alex English! Great ep! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl and Hera Again like this. Last edited by Paige_H; 08-20-2021 at 08:25 PM.
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marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	I didn't know what lover meant as a child but I had heard the word and assumed it meant a lover was a person who loved another person, like a crush. This was a Lutheran school and my mom did the church daycare on Sundays and had a mouse puppet. I used to take the puppet and acted like it had a big crush on the pastor's daughter (yes 6th grade Marykae, you were totally straight). One day I took my joke out of the weekend and into the school week and would say "K**** has a lover " in a sing song teasing way. When my teacher pulled me aside and asked me to explain (oh, because I also wrote it on a piece of paper) as if I did something wrong, that's when I realized I didn't know what Lover meant. The end. Keith, ThePinkSuperhero, Sparrow and 1 others like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	i really want to like Lover, but it doesn’t sound sexy with my accent. (luuuh’-vr) Keith, The Girl and Apia resurrected like this.
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theguy2009 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: RI Posts: 79	Love that Keith says he doesn't like that Kyle doesn't like being called lover ten minutes are a story where he referred to her as "the mom". 😂😂 The Girl likes this.
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Rune Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 167	Lover, to me, sounds like it’s all about sex. Lover sounds like I might have someone whom I actually love, but man does he hit it just right, and that’s on why you’re my love but he’s my lover. Lover only sounds romantic in something like “Goodbye, My Lover” By James Blunt, and even then only when I’m in the mood for it.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,222	Shame on you
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