Popular "sayings" that make no sense

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by madeyeshawn

I cant stand people who make a fuss about the change of a number.

Nothing is fucking different, you were all just as excited about the number before that.

the difference between 08 and 09 is 1

No.

01

Or possibly something hexidecimal.

[Adaminthewest]

Karzai in Afghanistan recently agreed with you. Why are we there again?

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by tuttle88

Its not a saying but I was singing "There's a hole in my bucket" to some kids the other day and that song makes no fucking sense. Henry is retarded and Liza is a fucking cunt.

Yes. Thank you. May you die painlessly and none too soon.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by dazmania83

" The Dogs Bollocks" is this just a british phrase or is it used commonly outside of the u.k. I still ponder the use of it to mean something that is good or best.

You had to ask? No one uses 'bollocks' but the British. The rest of the world calls ye's a bunch of "Jim J Bullocks" but it's spelt differn't

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Bebe

I wasn't lied to. I have seen the law that includes this in New Zealand. It was only removed from NZ law books in the 1980s. It doesn't specifically mention thumbs, but this is what the section of the Act was called in common parlance.

Everything I have ever heard was just a misinterpretation or myth, you are claiming is New Zealand law.

I believe you.

From now on, I attribute everything half baked or half known to New Zealand.

I'm not insulting you, oh no. From now on I believe in gnomes. They live in New Zealand and you will back me up? Unless you are talking to another New Zealander. Then gnomes are from Upstate NY. I will back you up.

Between us, everything will be true and real.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

Now I'm no longer sure what I fear you may be confusing me with someone who gives a fuck means.

I know you're not really unsure Carruthers, but ol' Professor Bucho can explain that for anyone who really is unsure. Because I give a fuck.

To give a fuck = to care.

Thus, 'I fear you may be confusing me with someone who gives a fuck' = 'I fear you may be confusing me with someone who cares' = 'I do not care' = 'I do not give a fuck'.

For further illumination see Keith's request that people clarify exactly how many shits they give when they write the show.

Originally Posted by thepetek

I'm not insulting you, oh no. From now on I believe in gnomes. They live in New Zealand and you will back me up? Unless you are talking to another New Zealander. Then gnomes are from Upstate NY. I will back you up.

Between us, everything will be true and real.

I missed you. I missed your musk.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Bucho

I missed you. I missed your musk.

This weekend I'm not shaving my balls and I'm sitting in front of the computer.

These forums are shameful and boring.

[Bump]

Originally Posted by JosephFarrow

Hello! I would like to join your conversation and remind you that there are some phrases in English that completely make no sense - check out the updated list at smartessayrewriter.com/blog/10-phrases-that-make-no-sense-in-english

The one I like best in your list is Spammy Mac Spamface

[SpareBen]

Bootstraps is a favorite musical act.

And (affectionately), fuuuck yoouu and welcome to the forums!

Originally Posted by Tim25N

I think that one of the popular "sayings" that make no sense is:
“Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps.” That is actually physically impossible.

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[dr.chode]

I work with a lot of crotchety old dudes who are full of hilarious non-sensical sayings, including:

*when they want something especially clean*
"make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass!"

*observing a good-looking woman*
"wow, she's built like a brick shithouse!"

*when it's raining particularly hard*
"it's raining harder than a two-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

*when trying to remove something that is difficult to remove*
"that thing is locked in there tighter than a turtle dick!"