Show Notes

• — F-Mos supports AIDS
• — F-Mos drinks the haterade
• — V-Day Cards: Happy Birthday Saint Valentine
• — Holiday Celebration: What exactly IS a gift?
• — The Recession: Ash Cash gives financial advice
• — Cuffin': The solitary confinement of love
• — Getting to Know Yourself: Black masturbation
• — Maury: I am one thousand million percent sure, Murray
• — Friday the 13th number 12: If you cut your hair on this day someone in your family will die
• — Another Plane Crash: 49 people dead, 4+9 = 13
• — Getting high on Nutmeg: I can see the wind
• — Octopussy: You're paying this bitch's bills!
• — Selma Hayek breastfeeds your baby
• — Your child is a secret
• — Ash Cash is jealous
• — Ask Dina: Friends with benefits does not work; Your jokes are more racist than jokey