Show Notes

• — Let's Do Good: Everyone in America between the ages of 18 and 42 will have to perform national service
• — Poker 4 Grrrlz: Chemda plays poker with girls and has to explain the rules to everyone
• — Fight Or Flight: Kyle and Newsy get jacked by a DMX wannabe who gets all up in their face
• — Speed Dating: Keith has to plan a week of dates for his girlfriend, U!S!A!
• — Customer Service: Kyle's phone gets cut off after months of not paying, then he flirts with a girl and gets his service extended
• — Love And War: 84% say all is fair in fucking re: the deceptive Arab Daniel having sex with a Jew
• — A Bit Much: Oliver Stone says that people don't know that more Russians were effected by the Holocaust because the Jews control the media
• — The 11 Fattest States: The South is fat because the South is poor and good food costs money
• — Thymius The Burp Guy: Myq Kaplan is still in Last Comic Standing and still the funniest
• — Stunt Doubles: A car is driven over a cliff and the fine print read: don't try this at home unless you are supervised
• — Focus Group Ring Leaders: Creators lurk at your reactions to dumb products
• — Squatting Con Men: A man breaks into a historical tavern and opens it up for business - starting with a six pack