Show Notes

• — Oops: Joyelle Nicole, whose romantic WWE date didn’t end up as planned, is in studio
• — What's The Deal?: Larry David is not a fan of the Modern Seinfeld Twitter account
• — Cracking Up: Freebasing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford bragged about eating his wife's pussy during a press conference
• — Firestarter: A stripper lit her apartment on fire in a fit of rage after not being able to find her cell phone
• — Roommaced: Joyelle is homeless after her roommate made her life hell, culminating with her urinating in bowls and him macing her in the face
• — You're Still A Rookie, I'll Kill You: A player for the Miami Dolphins quit amid bullying allegations
• — Unfriendly Ribbing: The Internet is up in arms about how unappetizing the McRib looks before it’s cooked
• — A Star Is Porn: Jenna Jameson is getting back into pornography
• — Eyesore: California is trying to pass a law that would require porn actors to wear goggles during filming
• — Rawsuit: A Chinese man successfully sued his wife for not telling him that she had undergone plastic surgery before they met which resulted in ugly babies
• — Man's Best Meal: A man stranded in the Canadian wilderness for 3 months ate his dog after just 3 days of being lost