Show Notes

• — The Arab Part: Maria Shehata, born in Ohio but with parents from Cairo, is in studio
• — Vicious Circle: Maria's parents don't approve of her comedy career, and she refuses to let them watch her on stage because she knows they'll be disappointed
• — Gwyneth Saw It Coming: Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence broke up
• — Fascinating: In her new memoir True Love, Jennifer Lopez admits that she has felt abused in her past relationships, though she won't go into any detail
• — Move!: Apple CEO Tim Cook came out of the closet as a gay man, and Keith urges all closeted gay people to come out immediately and relocate to a different city if necessary
• — Dr. Fuxtable: Queen Latifah cancelled an interview with Bill Cosby in light of his rape allegations resurfacing
• — Chip Off The Old Block: Amanda Bynes' parents have been granted another conservatorship over her
• — TLC Presents The Kid Fucking Hour, Starring Honey Boo Boo: Mama June isn't dating her first pedophile, and her ex-boyfriend Sugar Bear is not looking for custody of his daughter despite the fact that she's in contact with a child molester
• — He Definitely Deserves Peace: Michelle Knight has forgiven her rapist and torturer Ariel Castro because she knows what he did wasn't his fault
• — I'm Sure He's V. Sorry: V. Stiviano's attacker will not be charged with a hate crime even though he hit her in the face while calling her a ‘nigger bitch’
• — Are You Gonna Rape Me?: Chemda and Maria discuss catcalling
• — Chemda Called It: The San Francisco Giants won the 2014 World Series
• — What So Proudly We Hailed: 63% of the audience thinks it's a good thing that The Star-Spangled Banner is America's national anthem
• — America, Death To: The Navy SEAL who shot Osama bin Laden will appear on a special Fox News report. Manuel Noriega’s case regarding suing the makers of Call of Duty: Black Ops II was thrown out of court. A young Sikh boy is allowed to carry a concealed dagger to his elementary school because it's a tradition of his religion.
• — I'm Not Racist But...: A San Francisco Chinatown tour guide went on a profane anti-Asian rant on her last day on the job
• — Sicko: The NYC doctor who contracted Ebola lied about quarantining himself until the police checked his credit card activity. The CDC admits that Ebola is more easily transferable than previously reported.