Show Notes

• — Not Regular Daily: Tanael Joachim, comedian and writer for Elite Daily, is in studio
• — What’s Going On Over There?: Tanael was born and raised in Haiti. He lives in New York City now, but doesn’t like how fast everything is.
• — Into The Woods: Tanael used to work with troubled youth in the wilderness, where he learned about whip-its and what he wanted to do with his life
• — Just The Tips: Tanael always tips at restaurants, even when the service is bad and he doesn’t want to tip
• — This Is On His Wiki Page: Chemda reveals an unfortunate truth about Jason Lee. Keith doesn’t see the appeal of multiple wives.
• — Suggestive Content: Suicide Squad director David Ayer apologized for saying ‘Fuck Marvel!’ at a screening of his new PG-13 film
• — Satellite Of Hate: Keith reiterates his dislike of space while Tanael loves black holes
• — Hands Off: Tanael was raised Christian and didn’t masturbate until his was 17. He and fellow late bloomer Keith swap stories and techniques. Tanael went to school with someone who claims he came 5 times in a row while jacking off.
• — Trigger Warning: Apple is replacing its gun emoji with a water pistol
• — The Simple Life: Paris Hilton is nervous about being targeted by ISIS because she’s famous
• — Classic CTE: A Detroit Lions guard deleted Pokémon Go from his phone because he’s worried about mind control
• — At A Floss For Words: There is no scientific benefit to flossing, according to a new study
• — Hulk Smash: Gawker founder Nick Denton filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after being ordered to pay Hulk Hogan $115,000,000