Show Notes

• — KATG Tattoo #35: What has that bitch wife ever done for you?
• — One Man Show: You can sit down and read, how can you blow it?
• — Horror Icons: Then I WISH for you to kill me!
• — Tiptoes: Gary Oldman stars in the role of a lifetime - a computerized midget
• — The Science of Wolverine: How does he stop aging? Answer me, you drunks
• — The KFC Debacle: Oprah should know people are animals
• — You're Dumb: I can't help it if I was born stupid, why are you judging?
• — I Don't Believe in You: There are just people roaming the Earth believing in ghosts
• — Belligerence: When I get drunk I get strangely violent
• — Tending Bar: There is no polite social drinking at 4 am
• — Dating M. Dickson: Don't waste your money
• — You Don't Understand Humanity: Oprah Winfrey takes back harsh beatdown from James Frey
• — Family Circle Jerks: Go to school, do your homework, why you gotta be masturbating all over the place?